Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Sunshine and beef

We flew from Delhi to Dubai. We never left the airport but I saw the palm tree islands, the Burj Khalifa, and the silly blue suits worn by all the duty free employees. The spectacle of it all is so absurd. Smug city.

The flight from Dubai to Dakar took eleven hours, two hours extra because we routed around Libya (a precaution taken by emirates even before the no fly zone was put in place). I had a fever. The seats jut out into your lower spine, a serious design flaw. It blew. Don't fly with fevers. Or with an upset stomach. I saw a movie about Rachel McAdams saving a morning news show, it was mildly entertaining. She's very pretty.

Landing in Dakar was the ultimate relief. Not only did we finally get off the least comfortable flight of my life but we were in Dakar. We were greeted with soft sun, a sea breeze, and the realization that hectic was relative. After Delhi, Dakar was visiting Bopa and Nana in San Marino: a fresh breath in the burbs and the aura of relaxation. The average rainfall in march is zero nanometers. Zero. None. Ever. The likelihood of sunshine is 100 percent. Everyday. There are a mere 1.2 million people here. A very manageable number. I was with that many people in most subway cars in Delhi. Delhi has more people than the entire country of Senegal, a country known for its peanut exports and Akon. Everyone speaks Wolof and French. Time is not money, it's relationships, and greeting everybody you see is a must if you want to feel welcome, so shake some hands and don't expect to get anywhere on time. A smile and a bonjour get you half cred. But a Salaam Maalekun and a Nanga Def followed by ten minutes of Butchered wolof gets you farther.

Everybody is 6 feet tall and ripped. The entire city works out daily, whether its running on the beach, soccer or basketball in the neighborhoods, or wrestling everywhere the general population is sweating. This is a city of athletes. I need to do more push ups. One of my homestay brothers wants to go running with me. Last time he ran he was gone for two hours. I asked to him to show me where he ran on a map, he pointed to other side of the city. I don't think I can run with him, though if I try to keep up with Julia a few times a week I might manage.

My new homestay family has 15 people living in the home and more that just kick it. On the first day I met three cousins, four family friends, and a the family tailor who all happened to be chilling in the house. I'm actually still not totally sure who actually lives in the home. Seven of the fifteen are twenty five year old men. Three of them speak a bit of english and have therefore become my main connections in the house. Paupo speaks the best english, he married the last American that stayed with his family, she lives in Oregon. he's trying to get papers. Cisco is a super smiley dude and although we lack the ability the have an in depth conversation we are very good a laughing at our inability to have an in depth conversation. Facari is the baby of the house at 22, we bond over dancing. My interactions with the rest of the household go like this- everyday in arabic I say "Peace be with you" then they say "peace be with you" and then in french I say "how are you" and they response "I'm fine", and then in wolof I say "how was your day" and they respond "It was good" and then they say something besides, "hello", "what is this?", or "my name is Dylan", and I make an awkward face and in english say "I have no idea what you're saying". Then we both laugh and I go upstairs.

The power to our neighborhood often goes out. Collin (my homestay brother, a goof among goofs) and I call these instances 'required reflection', multiple hour long opportunities to think about our experiences in the dark. At least we can see the stars. I'm looking at you Los Angeles.

Wrestling is a big deal here. You can punch, kick, give mega wedgies, and pinch but you can't use your elbows or teeth (it's a civilized sport after all). If your butt, back, or knees and both hands ever hit the ground then you lose. Collin wrestled a kid half his size on the beach, the kid won in two out of three. Just to reiterate, every male in Dakar is mad ripped. Collin now knows this.

There are lot of mosquitos here. Every morning I wake up with a few new reminders to take my malaria pills.

The Dakar IHP schedule is grueling, the first week we faced 8 to 8 days. At our last Chocolate section a good deal of the group made it clear that we as a group are physically and emotionally incapable of keeping this pace. A typical day goes as so- wake up at seven, breakfast of baguette and coffee (everyday without fail), walk twenty minutes to class, wolof lesson for a half hour, an hour long lecture by a Senegalese professor with a translator, a debrief of something we did the day before, a faculty session, lunch, and then we go on assignment somewhere in the city. Its grueling but it's good. Friday night I was going to go catch some live music and hit the clubs but accidentally fell asleep for eleven hours.

Did go out Saturday though. Most of the dance music was latin american. Although its become clear that Justin Beiber has taken over the world. You can't go anywhere on this planet and not hear 'baby'. They didn't even play Akon, no love for the local.

At our homestay we eat half of our dinners communally. You can't use your left hand, it's the dirty hand. I was already chastised once. I struggle with my right, dropping food all over my neighbors. Really though, most Americans wipe etc. with their dominant hands so really most Americans eat with their dirty hands. But the Senegalese let it go. Or maybe they just don't know.

Saw a guy wearing this shirt http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://rlv.zcache.com/9_eleven_9_11_merica_funny_tshirt-p235661672657695366v36r7_75.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.zazzle.com/9_eleven_9_11_merica_funny_tshirt-235661672657695366&usg=__1TyM_M7fcNTHAcOmnuCwhoTDyNE=&h=75&w=75&sz=4&hl=en&start=0&sig2=c0h6LBlvPGZB3W2FqtsXYw&zoom=0&tbnid=ZLhMHB9_Tw951M:&tbnh=71&tbnw=71&ei=dOqITcKANISeOoGk3LwN&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dseven%2Beleven%2B9/11%2Bshirt%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D785%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=886&vpy=168&dur=3102&hovh=71&hovw=71&tx=85&ty=55&oei=dOqITcKANISeOoGk3LwN&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0. Yikes. Most of the Senegalese don't seem to hate Americans though. I get all positive responses when I tell people I'm from the US. The Senegalese word for hospitality is terenga and it's seriously a way of life here. There are no stangers, just guests, and guests are treated well. But really, that guy wearing the shirt!? Who even makes those, brutal.

We've been eating double for the past week without knowing it. When we didn't eat with the rest of the family, we would be brought a large dish of food. We would struggle to eat most of it and then strategically spread the remains on the plate to look like we ate more then we did. Five minutes later we'd get a knock at our door and another huge plate of food (usually a fish) would be given to us. After three days, one of the non-in-house family members asked us why we don't come home for lunch. It was then we realized that they'd make us lunch everyday (that we wouldn't eat because we'd be in class) and then serve it to us after our dinner. It was those fish that had been left out for seven hours everyday that probably was responsible for the state of my bowels each of the following mornings (shout out to Willie who missed the poop talk). Anyway, we told them to never make us lunch because we'd never be home. We were very happy to have figured it out. Two days later after a delicious beef plate that absolutely stuffed us (beef tastes extra good after a five week India induced beef hiatus) we get a knock at the door. Collin answered and looked back at me in horror. "She did this!" he cried, as he shook his hand at his mouth. We went downstairs and saw that we were expected to join another large communal meal. We ate to the brink of explosion as to not offend our family. We told them again we never want lunch. Success of our suggestion is still to be determined.

This weekend I went to two islands. The first island is uninhabited. We paid a fisherman 5000 cfa each to take us a mile off shore to the island on his terrifyingly wobbly canoe. Besides a few hundred birds and a brief visit by three french ladies who stuck to their side of the island we were alone. If you've never had your island I highly recommend it. We climbed rocks, discovered a new type of fish we named the marlypus in honor of Marly's birthday, had lunch under a baoboab tree, and swam/tanned/BURNED at our own beach. A great day.  Note: my malaria medication's only side affect is that it makes my skin extremely sensitive to the sun. I've never been so lobstered in my life. Discovered: there is no such thing as aloe vera in Dakar. I'm not even sure they have a word for sunburn in Wolof. After four days of carrying my backpack, necessary because it's too painful to wear on my back, I hear I have a nice tan coming on.

The second island was Goree Island. An old post of the slave trade. We saw the slave house where slaves were kept until they were put onto ships. Tourists come to take pictures in the gate of no return. I don't know how I feel about that. The island has become a spot for "cultural" art and sandwiches on the beach. There was also a museum with fake bones. An inportant site taken over by tourism entreprenuers. It was kinda weird.

During market day yesterday I was tracing back supply chains for some fly kicks found in Colobane and was led to a Chinese vendor a mile from the market. I asked questions in english to my translator who spoke french to the Senegalese shop worker who spoke mandarin to the Chinese shop owner,  and we'd swing back when the Chinese guy named Mohhamad answered. It was not only informative, but hilarious. Especially when we started joking about David's supposed Japaneseness. It was five dudes hanging out, cracking jokes, in three languages. Four if you count Wolof which the Chinese guy knew well enough to sometimes speak to Balde, our translator. Jokes would take a while to get through, but when it hit laughter was synchronized.

No pics this time, can't figure out how to put photos on the West African Research Center's computers. IHP people have been putting photos up on facebook, so if you're interested look out for those. I still need to find the link to Marshall or Liz's flicker. They have the goods.

My march madness bracket is doing alright. The Purdue loss hurt, but I'm in second place in the IHP pool. When San Diego State wins the whole thing I'll be collecting bills from everyone. 

Friday, March 11, 2011

Been busy. Missing some stuff. But here's a bit.

To all six of this blog’s avid followers I apologize for the large gap between entries. The last two weeks have been full of travel, intense academia, and little to no internet. Luckily I got a cozy fever last night, so my last day in Delhi will be spent recuperating (and writing this entry) instead of going on a holy grail search through Delhi for a sparkly cookie monster vest I’ve seen on a few auto drivers and desperately want to own.

Two weeks ago while nearly the entire program went to go see some over sentimental monument called the Taj Mahal, Bianca, Melanie, and I went to the yogacity: Rishikesh. We had all previously seen the Taj (which is truly stunning) and wanted to spend the weekend exploring a different part of India. Friday after class we hopped on an overnight bus to the foothills of the Himalayas. Rishikesh is a small city built around the holy Ganges (pronounced ganga) River. It’s where the Beatles found their guru and wrote a lot of The White Album. It’s also where a lot of white people go to get enlightened. We met a lot of people from Portland. Everyone there is big on positive vibes and conversation, it’s a nice community of spiritual tourists. Many stay for months at a time. Mega chillers. Also there are a lot of cows. I stepped in cow poop eight times.
We arrived at six in the morning. Found a room with a bed that would fit the 3 of us. Slept for three hours, had some breakfast, and upon the suggestion of Portland dude number one we went to an ashram to hear a guru talk to us about the importance of being ourselves. Over a hundred people were there to listen to this guy. The guru spoke in Portuguese and very slowly. There was a translator. I still fell asleep. We decided to leave a bit early and explore the city. We spent the rest of the day going on exploring. We climbed to the top of some big temples, hung out with some monkeys, and attempted to do a pilgrimage hike before deciding half way through we probably wouldn’t make it all the way before dark. Our hostel was on the east bank of the river, not far from the Laksham Jhula, a bridge which hosts a large gang of monkeys that will steal food from you given the opportunity. They’re adorable but ruthless. I saw one rip a bag loose from an old lady and walk away with 5 oranges. No manners. Back at the hostel I found an old copy of The Da Vinci Code, kind of a funny find considering how far from the mainstream the Rishikeshians seem to be. I’ve since finished it and am now convinced everything I see is a code, riddle, or clue. That night Bianca and I went to the sunset festival by a giant Shiva statue on the river. It was serene. Later we met a wonky old Italian man who had been traveling by himself through India for the last five months and had some interesting insights on the country. We had dinner with him and an Indian man on vacation which was kinda weird, mostly because the Italian refused to understand what I was saying, though he always understood Bianca clearly.

The second day we woke up early to hike up to neera falls, hitched a ride back to town, and got back in time for rafting in the Ganges! We were given helmets, life vests, and a quick quasi-english tutorial on how to handle ourselves in the rapids. We rode with two friends on vacation from Uttar Pradesh, one couldn’t swim, they were all laughs. We all got to do some swimming in the holiest river in the world and Melanie and I even jumped off a big rock into the river. Afterwards Melanie and I opted for some laxing and reading on the beach while Bianca went off to explore a bit more. We met up for dinner, went for our last walk around the river, collected some holy water to bring home, and then bounced for the train. The train station was packed, it seemed as if there were a thousand people just living there. Everytime an announcement was made three tones would play, which sounded exactly like the beginning of the “jizz in my pants” lonely island video, so I kept cracking up. Our train finally showed up and everybody starting running. We freaked and started running too, only to run the entire length of the train and realize our car wasn’t on the train. We ran the length of the train again, yep our car doesn’t exist. We tried just hopping on a random car and were promptly ushered out. We were sure we were going to have a Bill Murray Darjeeling Limited moment, until finally someone told us that they still had to attach some cars, and we just had to wait. Finally settled we stopped running, waited, and watched as the hooked up four more cars to the train (there’s a guy whose job it is to stand between the cars and connect them as they get rammed into each other, I was sure he was getting to get squished). Anway, we got on, had a giant slumber party, and arrived in Delhi at seven. We had to get to Gurgaon to meet up with the class so we took the most crowded metro of life. One hour later and covered in the sweat of thirty other people we made it. A successful trip.
jumping
Fruit stealing monkeys
sunset
Bianca's Weird Legs
The Italian
Train
That lion is so bummed Shiva is sitting on him
Six in the morning
Note the pants
Miss Melanie

I finally understand cricket. It’s kind of a boring game, but impossible to stop watching. I even got to play it myself a few times. A couple of kids about my age working at the USI, where we stayed for the last two weeks in Delhi, took me out to play. They took some pity on me and gave me a few slow bowls, I actually got a few fours, but ultimately hit their only ball into a sewage pit and that was that.

Thursday night at Urban Pind in Hauz Khas is free entrance for all ex-pats and free drinks for girls until midnight. I went with seven girls and we danced and drank on the house to our heart’s content. It was a pretty funny place, among the crowd was a group of international high school students, a seven foot tall gogo dancer, and a fifty year old man with the best blonde dreadlocked mullet I’ve ever seen. There were American hits on the roof and more housey stuff on the bottom two floors. Clubs are way more fun when they’re free.

Had two papers due last week that required some late night revisions, ugh. This weekend we had our case study. I was in the housing group, we spent two days observing, researching, and interviewing locals about housing in Gurgaon followed by another two days analyzing our findings and preparing our presentation. It was non-stop work (except for a few games of pool) for four days, my group really got along and we were really happy with our final project. Gurgaon is an interesting place to study, with a very weak municipal and state government, the city is really a developer’s paradise (in fact one company, DLF, owns 70% of the booming city). We discussed the history, realities, and implications of this neo-liberal bastion on housing. We presented our work for a few faculty and students at the Sushant School of Architecture. It was neat.

We also got to party with some of the Sushant students. Our facilitator/translator for the case study was a fourth year design student named Mohak. The party was at his flat, which had no furniture besides a few crash pads on the floor, the quintessential college apartment. He introduced us to Kingfisher Strong, the Steel Reserve of India. Silliness ensued.

Went to a mall to watch a movie. They weren’t playing anything I wanted to see so Wadzi, Skylar, Claire, and I walked around while Bianca went on to brave Black Swan by herself. The four of us found a place called golfworks. They claimed they had eighteen holes inside. We didn’t believe them so we went in and found out they were a virtual golf place. We played a round at Pebbly Beach accompanied by some tasty mojitos. We used actual clubs to whack balls at screen that calculated our shot based on where and at what speed our balls hit the screen. We had a caddy with us the whole time. Our caddy, Ravi, found our lack of skill funny, though I think he grew frustrated with our inability to golf over the hour. We only finished six holes before we ran out of time. I won with a 23 over par.

We had our farewell dinner last night. Mike and I bought Champak some flowers and a card. The card had two elephants holding up a tiny teddy bear that said #1 friend. I told Champak she was the bear because she was the smallest. She told me I was the bear because I had the mental age of a child. I’ll miss her dearly. Hopefully I’ll get to see her in the US when she goes to visit her daughters.

Delhi has been amazing. I can’t believe we’re leaving already. I’ll miss this city that I now feel very comfortable in. I’ve learned so much since I’ve been here and I know I have just scratched the surface. I guess I’ll have to come back. 

Off to Dakar. Peace India.